Dear Pizzerias, chocolate makers, real ale makers, fast food producers, coffee houses, Rick Astley, other creators of cheesy yet glorious tunes (most artists active in the 80s, and you Carly Rae, and you Taylor Swift…) Thank you Tommy Wiseau, thank you Claudio Fergasso, thank you Chester Novel Turner, Edward D Wood Jr, Jean-Claude Van-Damme, thank you Troma productions, thank you amateur filmmakers everywhere.
You people are the ones who fill my life with colour, the ones who give me the utmost in pleasure. I love fast food, heavy ales, the sweetest of sweet confections. I love campy music, it always manages to raise a smile and warm the cockles of my cynical heart.
(as I write this I have the magnum opus of young Edward D Wood Jr, ‘Plan 9 from Outer Space’)